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How do you tip a cow (parody)

That night was a crazy deal Snuck through the farmers corn and fields And spotted the heifers under the moon I’d killed a six pack just before Downed some whisky and out the door In retrospect I committed too soon I only wanted a burger and French fries But… I missed the exit somehow Besides that I know where my burgers all come from So through those corn fields I plowed Now how do you tip a cow? How do you tip a cow? How much does this thing weigh? I think I might be crazy Standing here to today My thought of homemade burgers I almost disavowed/But then I drank another beer No how do you tip a cow? When I took off across the weeds I heard that bovine behind me Never imagined it’d get up so soon I ran across the corn and fields Utter terror unconcealed Until I collapsed ‘neath a gyrating moon I learned a lesson I shouldn’t be messing With 2000lb cattle on the whole But if I choose too Than I can assure you That next time I won’t tip a BULL I wanted to tip a cow! I wanted to tip a cow But I made a huge mistake 200 stitches later In a wheelchair ‘till this day One day soon I’ll stand up to pee But wear a catheter for now Still listening to the radio I should of tipped a cow! Tell me baby… I didn’t that that horn would fit all the way up there either… I should've tipped a cow...