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Vicious Mockery's That Will DESTROY Every BBEG

Evil King: I said SLAY the dragons, not LAY the Dragons! You are the worst bard I have ever met! Bard: SHUT UP! You look like someone who drops common loot! Evil King: I am the Garsh Darn Evil King you take that back. Bard: Ill take it back and give it to your MOTHER! Evil: Don't you bring my MOTHER INTO THIS!! Bard: Because the only loot she drops is BONES! Evil King: When I said "Take the Goblins Out" That didn't mean ON A DATE! Bard: SHUT UP! You're not even worth the XP! Evil King: Flabbergasted... butiamdabbeg Bard: The BBEG in a TUTORIAL FIGHT! Evil King: When I said make some deals with the devil, that didn't mean SEALING IT WITH A KISS!! Bard: SHUT UP! Any loot you have would put me into debt if I sell it! Evil King: Wait that one doesn't make sense, if you would go into debt for selling my stuff...that would mean you would have to pay some one to b.....OH WAIT A MI- Evil King: When I said "Sleep with the fishes" That didn't mean SLEEP with the fishes! Bard: SHUT UP! Your the NPC no-one bothers talking to! Evil King: People may not talk to me, but you saying that shows me I'm important enough to be remembered! OH! Bard: Only because you are the first boss in a speedrun! Evil King: takes 2d6 vicious mockery damage Evil King: I told you to Execute order 66, NOT 69! Bard: SHUT UP! I bet you take psychic damage when you look into a mirror! Evil King: Mama evil king says I'm beautiful! Bard: You're built like a skippable cutscene! Bard: Looks like the town found their- Evil King: STOP!! I Yield! Bard: Hey guess what? Evil King: What? Bard: CHIKCEN BUTT!! Evil King: When I said to break the enemies back, I DIDN'T MEAN IN BED!! Bard: SHUT UP! You're mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos! (Vine) Evil King: Oh so original, THAT ONE'S ALREADY BEEN USED!! Bard: Like your Mom! Evil King: Thats It! We're Done! Bard: Well guess what! Evil King: Wha-OH I'm not falling for that again! Bard: Fine! Guess Who! Evil King: Who? Bard: CHICKEN POO!! Evil King: I told you to get friendly with the Kobolds, not THAT friendly! Bard: SHUT UP! You're more disappointing then a uncrunchy leaf! Evil King: OK GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT!! I CAN TAKE IT! Bard: You didn't live up to the potential Mr. Rogers saw in you. Evil King: Dies Evil King: I said "Drop it, its hot!" NOT "Drop it LIKE its hot!" Bard: SHUT UP! Your mother only kept you around so she could throw something at the wall! Evil King: Mom is that true? Evil Momma King: Yes. Also Barney never loved you! Bard: And you want to know why? Evil King: Why? Bard: Because Chicken THIGH!! Evil King: When I said Charm the Snake...I DIDN'T MEAN THAT SNAKE!! Bard: SHUT UP! Is that your face or did your neck throw up?? Evil: HA! Potion of Vicious Mockery Immunity! DO YOUR WORST BARD!! Bard: Bob Ross couldn't say you were a happy little accident. He could only call you a mistake. Support the Channel! ►   / oneshotquesters   SUBSCRIBE for more Short Form Content ►    / @dukeleedavis   OSQ Dice! ► https://www.awesomedice.com/collectio... 📱 FOLLOW OSQ SOCIALS 📱 ► https://beacons.ai/oneshotquesters 🎥 EDITORS 🎥 https://www.youtube.com/ @ReidsSourcebook 📧 BUSINESS INQUIRY 📧 ► [email protected] One Shot Questers is a comedic channel dedicated to tabletop role-playing games, encompassing a range of titles such as Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition (DnD 5e), Pathfinder (PF 1, PF 2), City of Mist, and DC20. Our content covers a variety of TTRPG topics, including news, class or character stereotypes, guides & how to’s on gameplay, rules, tips, tricks, and much more, all presented in a humorous and entertaining skit. For a quick taste of our most popular content, check out our short-form videos on platforms like TikTok, YouTube Shorts, and Instagram Reels.